Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Spray on Condom

Researchers at the German Institute for Condom Consultancy plan to launch a spray-on condom – the Institute is currently conducting tests on a spray can into which the man inserts his penis which is then sprayed with latex from nozzles on all sides.I personally thinks that this is like fucking a can.LMFAO! The plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds and offer a more effective contraceptive that fits better than standard one-size fits all condoms and hence does not slip. Pre-market trials are underway to demonstrate the new latex condom is evenly spread when sprayed and to optimise the vulcanization process. The company is seeking Condom Testers with a penis length from 9 to 12 cm and 15 to 20 cm. Men between 13 to 14 cm are apparently welcome too, so they presume there must be some other qualification ‘cos that includes just about everyone. They could think of worse jobs, and if any readers get the gig, please don’t forget to send them your business card.LMFAO!!!

Designed and marketed in cooperation with Vinico and Qualo Design, the aim of the partnership is to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis.again,LMFAO!!

The company had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on medical dressings and bandages now used in medicine.

The condom spray can is expected to reach market in 2008 for a price of around EUR 20 (US$27) and will offer around 20 applications.That sure burn a hole in your pocket guys. Replacement cartridges are expected to cost half the initial purchase price for the entire pack, and will be offered in different strengths and colours.Sure is fun!wee...!! They can’t wait for the marketing department to finish its deliberations on the “strength grades” – athletic, sedate, sack-of-potatoes?

2 screams:

ubey said...

with USD27, better filling up fuel tank to full. but peeps with bicycle would rather to buy this condom either. cheers

de said...

vulcanization process???

urghhh... painful weii..

(hehehee.. giler ah prodak nie)