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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Idiot Box



So we went to a circus
The kid became freaked out
I became fucked up
with this stupid little stout.

“I want to see the flying elephant!”
Well, elephants can’t fly
“But I saw it on TV!!”
He stomped his feet and cried

*sigh*

Television
That is what they do
Television
Fuck your brain too soon

So mom and dad went out
A babysitter for the little stout
A crackhead who needs cash for weed
Getting stoned is all he needs

“Mummy look! I knock his head with a hammer!”
Mum screamed out of terror
“But I saw it on TV, Jerry knocked Tom’s head”
The babysitter is dead

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